And he’s back! Den mest sofistikerede gentleman af dem alle! Og som sædvanligt med dråberne over dem alle i glasset. Det perfekte makkerpar!
Nope, det er ikke Lars Løkke og fadbamsen vi taler om. Makkerparret, mine damer og herrer, er naturligvis Bond og Bollinger!
Skyfall, den 23. James Bond film i rækken, har premiere 26. Oktober. Denne begivenhed synes vi naturligvis at vi skal fejre. Og hvilken bedre måde at gøre det, end med en konkurrence?
Philipson Wine er lige så store Bond-fans som gastromændene og har meget belejligt 007’s foretrukne champagnehus, Bollinger, i stalden. De var derfor så fantastisk flinke at sponsere to flasker Bollinger Special Cuvée til vinderen af vores konkurrence.
Konkurrencen er ganske simpel:
Del dit yndlingscitat fra en Bond-film, med resten af Gastromands brugere, i en kommentar herunder og deltag i lodtrækningen om de gyldne dråber. Vinderen trækkes på premieredagen.
Til inspiration får I lige undertegnedes yndlingscitat:
Vil du snige dig med til forpremiere på filmen, har Philipson også en løsning lige hér.
Like, hvis du også er fan af Bond og Bollinger!
Fra Never say never again:
Fatima Blush: “Oh, how reckless of me. I made you all wet.”
James Bond: “Yes, but my martini is still dry.”
“Miss Anders… I didn’t recognize you with your clothes on.” – Moonraker
Fra “On Her Majesty’s Secret Service” da en bandit ryger igennem en sneplov. “He had a lot of guts!”
Den tæller vel næsten ikke som “rigtig” bond gør den? :-)
Moonraker: “Bollinger? If it’s ’69 you were expecting me.”
Favorit bond citat må være fra den nye(ste) Casino Royal hvor Le Ciffre (Mads Mikkelsen) torturerer Bond og han køligt siger: “Now the whole world will know that you died scratching my balls.”. Herligt øjeblik!
LIKE! Men scenen er sgu noget voldsom synes jeg – puha! Men Daniel Craig er en sej ny Bond…
“I never have more than one drink before dinner. But I do like that one to be large and very strong and very cold and very well made.”
Modtaget, Hr. Bond
Fra never say never again:
En ophidset Fatima Blush vil have Bonds skriftlige ord for, at deres samleje tidligere i filmen var det bedste i hans liv:
Fatima Blush: “Now write this: “The greatest rapture of my life was afforded me on a boat in Nassau by Fatima Blush,” and sign it “James Bond, 007.”"
James Bond: “I just remembered. It’s against Service policy to give endorsements.”
Bond: That looks like a woman’s gun.
Largo: Do you know a lot about guns, Mr. Bond?
Bond: No, but I know a little about women.
“Come, come, Mr Bond, you derive just as much pleasure from killing as I do.”
- The Man With The Golden Gun
- “Who are you?”
- “My name is Pussy Galore.”
- “… I must be dreaming.”
Vesper Lynd: It doesn’t bother you? Killing all those people?
James Bond: Well I wouldn’t be very good at my job if it did
Casino Royale
Selvom det klart er Sean Connery og Roger Moore, der leverer de mest smooth Bond-citater, så er dette mere kølige citat af Pierce Brosnan fra “The World is not Enough”, også en klassiker.
Elektra: You won’t shoot me. You’ll miss me.
(Bond skyder og dræber hende)
Bond: I never miss.
Skurken, Ernst Stavro Blofeld: The satellite is now over… Kansas. Well, if we blow up Kansas the world may not hear about it for years.
Fra: Diamonds are Forever med Sean Connery
Vesper Lynd: Am I going to have a problem with you, Mr. Bond?
James Bond: No, don’t worry, you’re not my type.
Vesper Lynd: Smart?
James Bond: Single.
-Casino Royal, hvor Vesper og Bond sidder i bilen. Klassecitat og paradoksalt senere i filmen :)
Hmm har faktisk 2 har faktissk 2 jeg altid morer mig over.
Fra moonraker:
“Miss Anders… I didn’t recognize you with your clothes on.”
og så fra you only live twice:
Tiger Tanaka: “Rule number two in Japan, men come first, women come second.”
Bond: “I just might retire here.”
James Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Auric Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.
- Goldfinger (1964)
\\ Det er tidløst
James Bond:
“My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done, such as drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!”
-Goldfinger
må tilslutte mig Louis Alexander
James Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Auric Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.
- Goldfinger (1964)
Bond: I hope he cooks better than he fights.
Puss Feller: Nobody’s died from my cookin’, yet.
Bond: do you expect me to talk?
Goldfinger: no mr Bond, I expect you to die!
Diamonds Are Forever:
James Bond: Pity about your liver, sir. Unusually fine Solera. ’51, I believe.
M: There is no year for sherry, 007.
James Bond: I was referring to the original vintage on which the sherry is based, sir. 1851, unmistakable.
Bond svarer “But of course you are” i filmen “Diamonds Are Forever” efter Lana Wood’s karakter har introduceret sig selv med følgende “Hi, I’m Plenty.”
Fra Casino Royale:
Vesper Lynd: Am I going to have a problem with you, Mr. Bond?
James Bond: No, don’t worry, you’re not my type.
Vesper Lynd: Smart?
James Bond: Single.
Honey Ryder: Looking for shells?
Bond: No. I’m just looking
Fra Dr. No
Selvom jeg ellers mest er til Sean Connery som Mr. Bond, så synes jeg det er et fedt i citat fra Casino Royale:
Bond: Vodka Martini.
Bartender: Shaken or stirred?
Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
Female Receptionist: Could I interest you in something?
Bond: I’m tempted to say yes immediately but I think I’d maybe have a look around.
(Moonraker)
Casino Royale.
Bond: Vodka Martini.
Bartender: Shaken not stirred ??
Bond: Do i look like i give a damn…
Ny Bond nye punchlines….
Bond går i seng med fjenden:
James Bond: “Oh the things I do for England.”
Fra From Russia with Love fra ’63 med selveste Sean Connery:
James Bond: Red wine with fish. Well that should have told me something.
Donald “Red” Grant: You may know the right wines, but you’re the one on your knees. How does it feel old man?
Det er noget meget gastro-bond-agtigt over at tænke på vin mens man ligger på knæene.
Klasse!
Det må være fra Tomorrow Never Dies
“Bond: I always wondered how I would feel when I saw you again.
Efterfulgt af et slag fra Paris i hovedet.
Bond: Now I know. Was it something I said?
Paris: How about the words,”I’ll be right back”.”
Klassiker
Diamonds Are Forever (1974), hvor en meget let påklædt Tiffany Case åbner døren:
Bond: “That’s quite a nice little nothing you’re almost wearing. I approve.”
Jamen det skal da være noget med MAD og MS Moneypenny:
Moneypennny, let me tell you the secret of the world.
Red wine with fish…Well that should have told me something.
(GoldenEye)
James Bond: [Bond picks up a sandwich roll, studying it like a gadget]
Q: Don’t touch that!
James Bond: Why is it dangerous?
Q: [Grabs it back]
Q: No, That’s my lunch!
Der skal vel også være plads til et enkelt Q/Bond citat
Fra Casino Royale lige efter han er blevet genoplivet af Vesper efter Le Chifre forgiftede ham:
Bond: “You okay?”
Talt som en ægte gentlemand.
“That’s a nice little nothing you’re almost wearing!”
James Bond til Tiffany Case (Jill St. John) i Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
“That’s because you know what I can do with my little finger” – Craig forvandler godt nok den aristokratiske drengerøv til inkarnationen af macho.. men med replikker som ovenstående, kan man sgu kun sætte sig tilbage og nyde showet :D
Bond says:
“Red wine with fish. Well, that should have told me something.”
Grant responds:
“You may know the right wines, but you’re the one on your knees.”
Og det er naturligvis Taittinger Bond drikker, også i den film, From Russia with Love
Whoops dobbelt post, så ikke den var skrevet før.
Casino Royale, 2006.
Bartender: “Shaken or stirred, Sir?”
Bond: “Does it look like I care?”
Fra Tomorrow Never Dies
Dejlige Cecilie Thomsen (Professor Bergström): I am very pleased with your progress Mr. Bond.
James Bond: I’ve always enjoyed studying a new tongue professor.
From Moonraker (Roger Moore). En smuk kontormus møder Bond.
Hende: “Can I help you?”
Bond: “Yes, my name is Bond, James Bond. I’m looking for Dr. Goodhead.”
Hende: “Just just found her..”
Bond kigger op og ned af damen, og med et skæmlsk smil og et indgydende løftet øjenbryn, konstaterer han: “A woman.”
Se scenen her: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiWeqVYYI1c
Miss Anders… I didn’t recognize you with your clothes on.” – Moonraker
Da JB komplimenterer udseendet på den ultrakønne russiske kontormus/agent Tatiana Romanova svarer hun: “Thank you. But, I think my mouth is too big”
Svaret kan ikke være andet end: “No, it’s the right size. For me, that is”
Ret frimodigt for 1963!
Fra GoldenEye
Alec: Why don’t you be a good boy and die?
Bond: You first. (Peger pistolen på Xenia og skyder hende) You second.
Og hvis jeg vinder må vi næsten hellere lige have det klassiske citat med:
Bond: (Mens han er i seng med ‘Jones’) I was wrong about you.
Dr. Christmas Jones: Yeah, how so?
Bond: I thought Christmas only comes once a year.
Alec: ‘Why don’t you be a good boy and die?’
Bond: ‘You first.’ (Peger pistolen på Xenia) ‘You second.’
Og hvis jeg nu vinder, så må dette citat jo næsten hellere med;)
Bond: (I seng med Jones) ‘I was wrong about you.’
Dr. Christmas Jones: ‘Yeah, how so?’
Bond: ‘I thought Christmas only comes once a year.’
Det bedste må da være fra Diamonds are forever:
Bond: That’s a nice little nothing you’re almost wearing!
Tiffany: I’ll finish dressing.
Bond: Oh please don’t, not on my account.
Eller fra Dr. No:
Honey: Looking for seashells?
Bond: No, I’m just looking
Der er så mange gode og mange er allerede nævnt. Dette er fra Goldfinger, hvor Bond får massage
James Bond: Dink, meet Felix Leiter.
Dink: Hello!
James Bond: Felix, say hello to Dink.
Felix Leiter: Hi, Dink.
James Bond: Dink, say goodbye to Felix.
Dink: Hmm?
James Bond: Er, Man talk. Efterfulgt af et klask i numsen
Det kan ses eller genses: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcNGYRKBfHA
Thunderball, Sean Connery
(På Paula’s værelse, hvor han skubber badeværelsesdøren op med foden.)
Fiona: Oh!
Bond: Hello
Fiona: Aren’t you in the wrong room, Mr. Bond?
Bond: Not from where I’m standing.
Vijay: I hear the Island is exclusively for women, no men allowed.
Bond: Sexual discrimination, I will definitely have to pay it a visit.
Fra Octopussy ;-)
Bond: Just a drink, a Martini, shaken not stirred.
Fra goldfinger
eller
Alec: Why don’t you be a good boy and die?
Bond: You first. (Peger pistolen på Xenia og skyder hende) You second
Goldeneye
Fra Goldfinger..
Bond: “Who are you?”
Pussy: “My name is Pussy Galore.”
Bond: “I must be dreaming.”
Det er jo en mad blog, så….
Magda: “He suggests a trade. The egg for your life.”
Bond: “Well, I heard the price of eggs was up, but isn’t that a little high?”
Jeg har altid haft et lille crush på Bond, men det har Miss Moneypenny så sandelig også, og jeg synes hun har leveret nogle af de bedste replikker! Min yndlings må være denne fra Diamanter varer for evigt:
James Bond: What can I bring you back from Holland?
Miss Moneypenny: A diamond? In a ring?
James Bond: Would you settle for a tulip?
Miss Moneypenny: Mmm, yes (mens hun sukker og Bond forlader rummet)
My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done, such as drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!
Goldeneye hvor de kører på bjerget
Caroline: I enjoy a spirited ride as well as the next girl, but…
(She’s interrupted by Bond looking away from her. Xenia drives up beside them)
Caroline: Who’s that?
Bond: The next girl.
Efter at være blevet intellektuelt udmanøvreret og generelt “regnet ud” i togkupéen på vejen til Montenegro…
Vesper Lynd: How was your lamb, mr. Bond?
JB: Skewered. One sympathises.
Fra Casino Royal da James Bond smager en Vesper Martini
Bond: You know, I think I’ll call that a “Vesper.”
Vesper Lynd: Because of the bitter aftertaste?
Bond: No. Because once you’ve tasted it, it’s all you want to drink. [Vesper laughs] I thought it was a quite a good line.
Casino Royale er spækket med gode citater, og jeg holder især af følgende:
Vesper Lynd: Am I going to have a problem with you, Mr. Bond?
James Bond: No, don’t worry, you’re not my type.
Vesper Lynd: Smart?
James Bond: Single.
Bum.
En genganger – men jeg elsker den stadigvæk :-)
Casino Royale
Efter Le Chiffre har tortureret James Bond.
-Bond: “Now the whole world will know that you died scratching my balls.”
Fra Never Say Never Again:
Fatima Blush – “Oh! How reckless of me, I made you all wet.”
James Bond – “Yes, but my martini’s still dry.”
fra “Tomorrow Never Dies”.
James Bond: (i seng med skandinavisk sproglærer); “I always enjoyed learning a new tongue!”
Dr. No
Sunget: “—underneath the Mangotree….” For det er der Miss Andress kommer op af vandet i den Legen – wait for it – dariske badetøjsscene! :)
“The name is Bond, James Bond”
Fra vel nok alle film, bl.a. Casino Royal hvor han lige har skudt Mr. White i foden.
Går ud fra at det gerne må være et citat ang. mad.
Citat fra From Russia with Love
Bond: Red wine with fish…Well that should have told me something.
I min verden går fisk og rødvin sammen nemlig heller ikke :)
Ellers er favorit citat “The name is Bond, James Bond”
Vesper Lynd: I can’t resist waking you. Every time I do you look at me as if you hadn’t seen me in years. Makes me feel reborn.
Bond: If you had just been born wouldn’t you be naked?
‘Nuff said :-)
Bond: “I always enjoyed learning a new tongue.”
“The name is Bond….. James Bond “
Det er ikke bare hans to skarpe lines men også måden de leveres på:
Plenty O’Toole: Hi, I’m Plenty.
James Bond: But of course you are.
Plenty O’Toole: Plenty O’Toole.
James Bond: Named after your father perhaps?
shaken not stirred
Min må klart være fra, You Only Live Twice.
Tiger Tanaka: “Rule number two: In japan, Men come first, Women come second.”
Bond: ” I just might retire here”
Fra Moonraker
James Bond: Bollinger? If it’s ’69 you were expecting me.
Eller fra Diamonds are forever
Plenty O’Toole: Hi, I’m Plenty.
James Bond, mens han kigger på hendes kavalergang: But of course you are.
Plenty O’Toole: Plenty O’Toole.
Bond: Named after your father perhaps?
Octopussy
Vijay: “I hear the Island is exclusively for women, no men allowed.”
Bond: “Sexual discrimination, I will definitely have to pay it a visit.”
Bond: Just a drink, a Martini, shaken not stirred.
Casino Royal:
Vesper says: I´m the Money
Bond: Every penny of it
Helt klart fra Casino Royale.
Vesper – You’re not seriously going back in there, are you?
Bond – I wouldn’t dream of it.
Bond: “Do you expect me to talk?”
Goldfinger: “No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!”
Fra You Only Live Twice – Sean Connery er i sit es !!!
Og bare for at pointere at han er All Man !!!
Tiger Tanaka: “You know what it is about you that fascinates them, don’t you? It’s the hair on your chest. Japanese men all have beautiful bare skin”.
Bond: “Japanese proverb say, Bird never make nest in bare tree”.
Fra Octopussy:
Magda: “He suggests a trade. The egg for your life.”
Bond: “Well, I heard the price of eggs was up, but isn’t that a little high?”
Bond. “Miss Anders…I didn’t recognize you with your clothes on” Fra filmen Moonraker.
Boris i Moonraker: I am invincible! (Hvor efter han bliver frosset til is).
I ‘Casino Royale’ efter James har vundet mister Dimitrios’ bil:
‘Oh, and the valet ticket.’
Dejligt overlegent :)
“Martini; shaken, not stirred”
er vel viktig å bare få med seg i sin helhet? :o)
Fatima Blush: ”Oh, how reckless of me. I made you all wet.”
Bond: “Yes, but my martini is still dry. My name is James.”
Goldfinger:
Run along dear, man talk
octopussy:
Magda: “He suggests a trade. The egg for your life.”
Bond: “Well, I heard the price of eggs was up, but isn’t that a little high?”
octopussy:
der er mange, men denne er en af mine favoritter
Magda: “He suggests a trade. The egg for your life.”
Bond: “Well, I heard the price of eggs was up, but isn’t that a little high?”
My name is Bond. James Bond.
I “On (ikke “In”) Her Majesty´s Secret Service siger den nye bond, Geroge Lazenby i starten:
“This never happened to the other fellow!”
Ha ha! Fed selvironi, han vidste godt man ville sammenligne ham med den tidligere (og senere) Bond, Connery.
Det er faktisk en meget fed kommentar, selv om jeg enerådigt havde besluttet, at citater fra George Lazenby var bandlyst, dette blev så senere hurtigt overrulet at mine gode kollegaer på redaktionen :-) Så godt gået Lars Christian!